Greetings, lovelies. It is my sad duty to inform you that my scanner of 6+ years has sadly passed away. He was beloved by all who knew him and will be sorely missed. His work made Holding for Hijinks possible and it will be difficult to replace such a loved and honored member of our technological community. In memoriam, Holding for Hijinks will take a short hiatus, which will also allow me time to hire his successor. Sam the Scanner is survived by his wife Toshiba and two children, Harmon and Kardon.
If you would like to contribute to the Sam Scanner Memorial Fund, please make your donation in the form of set horror stories, quotes, and cartoon ideas. Your contributions will go toward a worthy cause and will help comfort his family in their time of need.